What’s wrong with people? Perhaps it’s about the cost. Theatre tickets are, in the main, pricey as hell. Perhaps there’s a feeling that, having spent upwards of, say, 180 quid on a pair of tickets for something, not to mention the station parking, the train, dinner, the babysitter and so on, they’re entitled to a five star, anything goes experience from the moment of arrival to the second they lay down their head back on the pillow.